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AP-5: The Singing Protocol Droid

An RA-7 Series Protocol Droid drifts through the vast darkness of space, unafraid but “strangely calm” in “the silence” and “solitude.” Overcome by the euphoria of be-ing in this moment, “in a world all my own,” the droid, AP-5, begins to sing. As he does, a herd of baby neebray flock surround him. With their vibrant colors and dancelike movement, the neebray accentuate AP-5’s song, adding to the tranquility of the moment.

Admittedly, this scene from “Double Agent Droid, the 19th episode of Star Wars: Rebels third season, is entirely unexpected. With the obvious exception of those characters who are already musicians, it is strange for anyone in Star Wars to break into song. What makes this even more random is that the character doing the singing is AP-5, a protocol droid with the same languid tone and delivery as the late Alan Rickman. Coupled with the droids grumpy personality and dry sense of humor, that AP-5 is the one to sing about the beauty and wonder of the universe is an absurd juxtaposition that immediately catches one off-guard.

For many, the song was undoubtedly funny, a moment of welcome levity in an episode of Rebels. After-all, as showrunner Dave Filoni points out, the intention of the song, random as it may be, was meant to inject humor into the seriousness of show. For some, the song may have been off-putting, an absurdity that is annoying, adding nothing but pointless filler to the animated show. And still for others, the song very well may have been forgettable, overshadowed by the more exciting bits of the episode in particular and the series in general.

What did I think of it? Well, the fact that the languid and grumpy AP-5 is caught-up in the moment, singing how he “finds it easy to see” that he “fits into” beauty surrounding him, is certainly funny. But while I can appreciate the levity, I would also describe the song, and the scene as a whole, as utterly delightful. In a way, it serves as a reminder that every character, even those playing a minor or background role, belongs in the Star Wars universe. Facing his own mortality, AP-5 recognizes and affirms that there is no reason to be afraid as he drifts through space precisely because his existence has always had meaning. He has always fit into, and helped make, this universe more spectacular, more beautiful, more wonderful.

And the same is true for each one of us. Like AP-5 and all of the characters in the Star Wars universe, you and I perfectly fit into this universe. Honestly, what better way to capture this euphoric sense of belonging than through song?


Check out these other posts about random protocol droids in Star Wars:

U-3PO: The Other Protocol Droid

K-3PO: The Dead Protocol Droid

E-3PO: The Rude Protocol Droid

TC-14: The Federation Protocol Droid

TC-70: The Hutt’s Protocol Droid

R-3PO: The Red Protocol Droid

4A-R2: The Pirate Protocol Droid

Haikuesday: Droids

I had been wanting to do a monthly series on this site for some time but had been struggling to decide what to do. Then, one day, it hit me: why not write and post a collection on Star Wars Haiku on the first Tuesday of every month and call it Haikuesday. Simple to pull off but also stunningly brilliant (*pats self on back*). Yet, that was not the only idea I had. “What if,” I thought to myself, “I allowed my followers on Twitter to vote for the Haiku topic.” And that is precisely what I did, presenting four options in a poll which resulted in this inaugural Haikuesday post which is all about DROIDS! 

I hope you enjoy my Star Wars inspired syllabic creations and be sure to follow me on Twitter to vote for the next Haikuesday topic!


Scene: Horizon Base;
Chopper ignores the mission.
Instead, goes shopping.


Interrogator
IT-O deals in torture
Confessions abound


I have to be frank:
That Vader built 3PO
is still really odd.


“Inventory Droid!”
AP-5 gets no respect
Defects to Rebels


Construction droids on
planet Lothal, Leonis
calls them primitive


Techno Union owned
Baktoid built battle droids for
CIS armies


I have to be frank:
I think 3PO’s red arm
is really stupid.


Scene: On Tatooine
Jawa scavengers sell droids.
Stolen? “Utini!”


Guardian Corps built;
at Third Battle of Vontor
Xim’s droids defeated


You know, in a way,
the Force also woke R2 
from low power nap.


K-2 reprogrammed,
He’ll be there for Jyn because
Cassian says so


I can’t help but feel
the Clone War should have been called
the Great Droid War…thoughts?


Jek-14 no more
He is the Maker of Zoh,

repairer of droids


Scene: On Mustafar;
Anakin and Ahsoka
battle nanny droids


Programmed by CorSec,
Whistler joins Corran Horn in
Rogue Squadron battles


Fatal Alliance,
Republic and Sith soldiers
battle Fastbreeders


“Attacked by a droid…
…An old Clone Wars battle droid.”
Bones beat up Solo


Battle of Naboo
Primitive Gungans engage
Wall Street’s droid army


Writing droid haiku
Imperial Talker starts
to feel quite hungry


Upsetting a droid
No one worries about that…
3PO is wrong


“Primary function:
burn holes through meatbags, Master.
…how I hate that term.”


Serpentine Sentries
Roaming ruins on Mataou.
Aphra should beware.


Poor tortured Gonk Droid!
What did you do to upset
His Largeness, Jabba?


Professor Huyang
guides Jedi younglings as they
construct lightsabers


If not much trouble
Could someone ask Pablo if
Droids show is canon?


Scene: On Iego;
Honorable Jaybo Hood
Builds droid servant force


I have to be frank:
I think Triple-Zero and
BT-1 are lame.


ASN transports
lethal kouhun to their prey:
Naboo’s Senator


Rebel base found by
An Imperial Probe Droid!
Time to flee from Hoth


Clone Wars Veteran
Terrified of Jedi Knights
Roger Freemaker


“Those droids were stolen,”
Young Luke tells Uncle Owen.
“Yeah, no shit nephew.”


Scene: Planet Scarif;
Jyn and Cassian in vault
K-2 dies for them


Downfall of a droid
R2 lost at Bothawui
Anakin freaks out


Loathed by Yuuzhan Vong
Droids targeted and destroyed
by the invaders


CZ-1G5
is a very bad droid in
High Noon on Jakku


“Blah Blah Blah Complain
Blah Blah Blah Complain Complain!”
“3PO! SHUT UP!”


I have to be frank:
I think that BB-8 is
so adorable!


Imperial droid
C2-B5 in Rogue One.
Wait! Did it appear???


Droid General Grevious
Killed by a shot to the chest;
How uncivilized.