Loyal Companion
Solo’s co-pilot best friend
Mighty Chewbacca
Shiny Bandolier.
Signature Accoutrement.
Oh, and his man purse.
“He’s goes ‘Rrrrrrwwwwwooooooorrrrr’
and they’re all like ‘that’s a good
point bear, let’s try that.'”
If you haven’t watched
How I Met Your Mother then
you won’t get the joke.
In a Cantina,
Old Ben meets with a giant.
A fur-covered beast.
Star Wars, Hendersons:
Chewbacca versus Harry.
Who would win the fight?
Actually, I think
the two would ultimately
end up being friends.
Haiku Addendum:
Chewbacca kinda, sorta
looks like a Sasquatch.
Ode to Bigfoot Craze?
In the seventies, Bigfoot
was all of the rage!
Last thought on subject –
Harry and the Hendersons
is such a great film.
Playing Dejarik.
Not wise to upset Wookiees.
“Let the Wookiee win.”
Aboard the Death Star
Luke Skywalker has a plan
but Chewie hates it.
“Prisoner transfer”
“Where are you taking this thing?”
Chewbacca gets loose!
Hold up a second…
…do you think Bigfoot is real?
It’s possible, right?
Maybe George Lucas
went in the woods and saw one!
That would be crazy!
Garbage Chute Escape:
Chewie doesn’t want to go
because it smells bad.
Compactor Escape:
Chewie is afraid and hides.
It’s adorable.
A royal insult:
Leia is annoyed by the
“Big walking carpet.”
Haiku Addendum:
It’s pretty crappy that she
is mean to Chewie.
Seriously though,
Bigfoot is totally real.
I’ve seen the creature!
Han chases Stormies.
And Chewbacca chases Han.
Stormies chase them both.
Flying the Falcon –
The Wookiee pilots the ship
while Han man’s the guns!
Chewie and Leia
embrace in a heartfelt hug.
Now the two are friends!
I have a question:
Did Leia apologize
for insulting him?
Alright, honestly,
it was probably a bear
that looked like Bigfoot.
It would be funny
if Sasquatch are real and they
all wear bandoliers.
It would be funny
if Sasquatch are real and they
all wear a man purse.
Han gets his reward…
…but did Chewie receive a
reward for his role?
To hell with medals!
I hope Chewie got some cash!
#JusticeForChewie
Hold on a second…
Perhaps he gave Han his share
to help pay Jabba.
Loyal Companion.
Chewbacca is a good friend.
Solo is lucky.
Harry is also
a really good friend to the
Henderson family.
Alright, so, medals –
Chewie doesn’t get one and
I don’t really care.
Some people do care.
Like J.J. Abrams, he cares.
But I do not care.
Here’s why I don’t care:
Luke and Han are the focus
Chewbacca is not.
Plus, consider this:
do you see Chewie in the
Battle of Yavin?
Hold up, you know what
I’ll just write a post about
it and go from there.
Moving right along…
Chewie does some stuff in V
and in VI. The End.
Do you like Chewie?
Do you have thoughts on Bigfoot?
Leave comments below!
Oh, before I go…
The Wampa is a yeti.
I’m sure you knew that.
Haiku Addendum:
Bigfoot, Yeti, they aren’t real.
Except they are real.
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The Imperial Talker 
Hi IT, Yes! Love it. Also love the mental gymnastics with your internal bigfoot stream of thought!
Thanks, Gary
On Tue, Jul 7, 2020 at 5:20 AM The Imperial Talker wrote:
> Imperial Talker posted: ” Loyal CompanionSolo’s co-pilot best friendMighty > ChewbaccaShiny Bandolier.Signature Accoutrement. Oh, and his man purse. > “He’s goes ‘Rrrrrrwwwwwooooooorrrrr’and they’re all like ‘that’s a > goodpoint bear, let’s try that.'”If you haven’t watchedHow I Me” >
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Glad you enjoyed the mental gymnastics, Gary! I thought it would be funny to keep the Bigfoot bit running throughout, so I’m happy someone appreciated it.
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I love the Sasquatch references. Maybe Lucas really DID see Bigfoot! Never thought of that before.
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Glad ya liked the references. I thought it would be fun to go on some tangents.
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How could you not mention the Star Wars Holiday Special is your haikus about Chewie? We learn more than we ever want to about his family!
And regarding your obvious Bigfoot fascination, you should read Max Brooks newest book- Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainer Sasquatch Massacre.
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That’s it. You know how much I love all your Haikuesday posts but this one is now officially my favorite. Hands down, full stop, this is it. It has Chewie! It has Bigfoot! It has Harry AND the Hendersons! It has plot twists! It has running jokes! And it has Chewie! You’ve outdone yourself.
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