I had been wanting to do a monthly series on this site for some time but had been struggling to decide what to do. Then, one day, it hit me: why not write and post a collection on Star Wars Haiku on the first Tuesday of every month and call it Haikuesday. Simple to pull off but also stunningly brilliant (*pats self on back*). Yet, that was not the only idea I had. “What if,” I thought to myself, “I allowed my followers on Twitter to vote for the Haiku topic.” And that is precisely what I did, presenting four options in a poll which resulted in this inaugural Haikuesday post which is all about DROIDS! 

I hope you enjoy my Star Wars inspired syllabic creations and be sure to follow me on Twitter to vote for the next Haikuesday topic!

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Scene: Horizon Base;
Chopper ignores the mission.
Instead, goes shopping.

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Interrogator
IT-O deals in torture
Confessions abound

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I have to be frank:
That Vader built 3PO
is still really odd.

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“Inventory Droid!”
AP-5 gets no respect
Defects to Rebels

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Construction droids on
planet Lothal, Leonis
calls them primitive

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Techno Union owned
Baktoid built battle droids for
CIS armies

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I have to be frank:
I think 3PO’s red arm
is really stupid.

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Scene: On Tatooine
Jawa scavengers sell droids.
Stolen? “Utini!”

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Guardian Corps built;
at Third Battle of Vontor
Xim’s droids defeated

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You know, in a way,
the Force also woke R2 
from low power nap.

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K-2 reprogrammed,
He’ll be there for Jyn because
Cassian says so

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I can’t help but feel
the Clone War should have been called
the Great Droid War…thoughts?

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Jek-14 no more
He is the Maker of Zoh,
repairer of droids

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Scene: On Mustafar;
Anakin and Ahsoka
battle nanny droids

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Programmed by CorSec,
Whistler joins Corran Horn in
Rogue Squadron battles

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Fatal Alliance,
Republic and Sith soldiers
battle Fastbreeders

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“Attacked by a droid…
…An old Clone Wars battle droid.”
Bones beat up Solo

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Battle of Naboo
Primitive Gungans engage
Wall Street’s droid army

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Writing droid haiku
Imperial Talker starts
to feel quite hungry

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Upsetting a droid
No one worries about that…
3PO is wrong

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“Primary function:
burn holes through meatbags, Master.
…how I hate that term.”

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Serpentine Sentries
Roaming ruins on Mataou.
Aphra should beware.

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Poor tortured Gonk Droid!
What did you do to upset
His Largeness, Jabba?

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Professor Huyang
guides Jedi younglings as they
construct lightsabers

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If not much trouble
Could someone ask Pablo if
Droids show is canon?

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Scene: On Iego;
Honorable Jaybo Hood
Builds droid servant force

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I have to be frank:
I think Triple-Zero and
BT-1 are lame.

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ASN transports
lethal kouhun to their prey:
Naboo’s Senator

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Rebel base found by
An Imperial Probe Droid!
Time to flee from Hoth

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Clone Wars Veteran
Terrified of Jedi Knights
Roger Freemaker

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“Those droids were stolen,”
Young Luke tells Uncle Owen.
“Yeah, no shit nephew.”

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Scene: Planet Scarif;
Jyn and Cassian in vault
K-2 dies for them

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Downfall of a droid
R2 lost at Bothawui
Anakin freaks out

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Loathed by Yuuzhan Vong
Droids targeted and destroyed
by the invaders

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CZ-1G5
is a very bad droid in
High Noon on Jakku

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“Blah Blah Blah Complain
Blah Blah Blah Complain Complain!”
“3PO! SHUT UP!”

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I have to be frank:
I think that BB-8 is
so adorable!

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Imperial droid
C2-B5 in Rogue One.
Wait! Did it appear???

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Droid General Grevious
Killed by a shot to the chest;
How uncivilized. 

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