I hope you enjoy these Hutt Haiku Poems created by fans of Star Wars/The Imperial Talker and by yours truly! Feel free to email your own Hutt-related haiku if you would like to add to the page!
Damn, Jabba the Hutt
At it again with the tongue
“Bo shuda” he said
That’s Uncle Ziro
Is he Truman Capote?
I think he might be
Submitted by: John S.
Jabba, great crime slug
your best friend is a muppet
crawl on, m’boogie
Submitted by: Derek W.
Jabba no botha
Said the Twilek with red eyes
Luke did not listen
Solo is frozen
A Huttese decoration
His debt is now paid
Submitted by: Cameron C.
Loved Clone Wars, I did,
but nearly ruined, it was,
by Ziro the Hutt.
Submitted by: Brian L.
Submitted by: Andrew (@AndrewinBelfast)
Dearest Mister Hutt,
I have a question for you
…from where do you poo?
Submitted by: Andykin
You were quite surprised
A princess slave seductress
Binded with your doom.
Eat eat eat those frogs.
Twi’leks are my favorite.
Pod racing is blah.
Submitted by: Violet
Jabba no bother
Lives thug life like no other
Eyes like big brother
Submitted by: David M.
THE INCOMPARABLE LAMENTATIONS OF THE LATE ZIRO DESILIJIC TIURE
“Alas! What a fate!
I was sooo misunderstood…
People were unfair.
In spite of praising
My dazzling sense of fashion
They just misjudged me
Me! the devoted
Champion of betterment
Of my fellow Hutts!
They had no idea,
The great unspeakable things
I was able of!…
The horrors…”
SHUT UP spoiled son!
Who are you trying to fool?
Momma is not proud!
Love-sick purple Hutt!
Getting yourself shot like that!
Sy Snootles? Really?!”
(The incomparable answer of his formidable mother)
Submitted by: Léa Yumekawa
Tow’ring Empire
Wide in size and influence
Pizza or Jabba?
Fickle mood, quick rage
Bad news for interpreters
And also smugglers
That Hutt, the Jabba
He likes haiku, do you too?
Otherwise, Sarlacc…
Trap door in the floor
Hungry Rancor needs to eat;
dancer and not pie?
Slipp’ry and slimy
Bad breath behind that big tongue
Who will love that Hutt?
A Hutt’s heart is sad
Keeping the world so distant
Afraid of slug jokes
Submitted by: Michael M.
I chose not to learn
Huttese because I really
wanted a girlfriend.
Does every Hutt burp
like Nashi, creating a
cloud that smells of meat?
Rotta the Huttlet
Kidnapped by Ventress, Rescued
by Sky Guy and Snips
If not much trouble,
Could someone ask Hidalgo
how Hutt lovers mate?
Pedunkee Mufkin,
Rotta the Huttlet, young son
of vile Jabba.
“Righteous are the Hutts!”
“HA!!! Tell that to Kanjiklub
and you will be killed!”
Great Boonta, Hutt god
on high, does our podracer
Classic delight you?
The Hutt-Xim Conflict,
thousands of years in the past;
no longer canon 😦
Does anyone know
how I can get a meeting
with Voras the Hutt?
Thick bogs, greasy rains,
dragonsnake infested world.
Nal Hutta sounds great!
Do Jedi not care
that slavery is thriving
on Hutt controlled worlds?
Slave Leia no more;
Now she is the Huttslayer,
killer of Jabba.
Submitted by: Jeffrey A. Cagle (The Imperial Talker)
Check out these other Hutt Week posts:
The Imperial Talker Presents: Hutt Week
Hutt Week: “Cute” Jabba the Hutt Merchandise (by Jenmarie from Anakin and His Angel)
Why Ziro’s My Hero (by Andrew – @AndrewinBelfast)
The Imperial Talker 
These are fantastic. I’m sorry I didn’t produce a haiku in time for hut week, but with competition like this, the task would have been very daunting! I greatly enjoyed reading these!
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You can stilllllllllllll send me one 🙂
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I will give it a shot!
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