I hope you enjoy these Ewok haiku poems submitted by fans of Star Wars and The Imperial Talker. Feel free to email your own Ewok-related haiku if you would like to add to the page!
Ewok, my Ewok
So fuzzy, more than a bear
Toppling Empires
Submitted by: Michael Miller
Furballs on Endor
Little shits, mostly useless
except selling toys
Submitted by: Derek Waddell
Occupied, you resist;
teddy bears armed and lethal.
Brain that Stormtrooper.
“Nanta?” he whispers,
shaking his fallen partner
as walkers advance.
Submitted by: Mark Lockard
Teddy bear? No, no.
Mammaloids, cute and creepy —
They’d make a nice pet.
Submitted by: Anonymous
Ewoks of Endor
In beautiful forest live
Abafar jerky
Submitted by: Tom Cagle
Endor’s Warriors
Saviors of Rebellion
Curious with hats
Small in their stature
Though they will get any job done
Ewoks equal life
C-3PO god?
Captivates them with story
Now time to party
Crafty in forest
They set any trap with logs
Chicken walkers warned
Submitted by: David Miller
Danvay tu kreeth, fruk//
Dee fratta enanah tu//
Ehda chu gooka
Submitted by: Cameron Clark
Yub Yub Yub Yub Yub
Ewoks are ready to fight
Yub Yub Yub Yub Yub
Submitted by: Alicia Cagle
Indigenous forces,
Endor Empire couldn’t hold,
Ewoks saved Rebels.
Submitted by: Dave Suscheck
Poor little Ewok,
Will they ever consider
An Ewok Jedi?
Submitted by: Matthew Baldwin
Fighting for Yub Nub
Ewoks spring a clever trap,
Then feast on the dead
In meadow, Wicket
Skips and picks flowers as his
Village is raided
Submitted by: Jeff Cagle (The Imperial Talker)
Be sure to check out other Ewok Week posts:
The Imperial Talker Presents: Ewok Week
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